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Greenboy and Horrible monster by elsevilla Greenboy and Horrible monster by elsevilla
Art Appreciator

Really rare creature that appears random( not common, fortunatelly)

You will need to be at level 50 to run or 99 and with all the luck of the world to beat him.

Hit points
1,000,000,000,000


Abilities
-Doesnt have any, even if he says he can draw, he simply cant

Natural Enviroment
-On a real dark cave, but with electricity and internet, where ha can plug his computer, so he can flame all people around the web by copying and pasting drawing rules from books, with the huge amount of time they use on their comments they simple dont need friends.

Attacks
-Preaching you like you were a baby in art(this is the most deadliest of all, it causes confusion and poison.

- I can do it better( this is a really rare attack, which you are inmmune, because we know they cant draw, they just write).

-Time for casting spells, he consumes a lot on each attack, typing erasing and typing, they give you enough time to cast protection, before the quarter of sheet attack goes to you like a bomb.

- They have an automatic attack, which means, even if you are lucky enough to kill it, he will cast one last attack, that will automatically curse you, and always begans like "You are stupid...", this creature will always have the last reply attack, even if they are killed, its they nature, if yo face one, hit the run button inmediatly, or get a pen +15 of magic.

COUNTER ATTACKS (If you are brave enough to atttack him)

-They will call you an ego maniac, that you will not learn anything if you dont submit to their wisely words, you will suffer blindness for 3 turns.

-They will use other peoples works as a summon to compare you(because again, they dont have any works or a tiny bit of drawing skill), you will go sleep for 5 turns.

-They will cast Hastega on them, this is the worst, they will start attacking you twice of speed they usually do, this will leave you if you managed to survive, you will have the oportunity to attack, because they arent thinking properly, which drags them to the next stage.

-They become berserk, they start attacking and attacking, even replying and talking to them selves in the worst case escenario, they are a simple raging beast that discovered you noticed they dont have talent at all, not even to draw a snowman.

- When you kill it( probability for this to happen its 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000093%)
they will have the last attack, they always do, they will reply their most desesperate attack, saying you are stupid)

This beast will always have the last word.


So greenboy, you better run. HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAH
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:iconcalaca35:
Calaca35 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Me encanta, como esta la expresión de ese niño! En serio que me hizo sonreír.
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:iconcestarian:
Cestarian Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014   Digital Artist
Hehe thanks for the heads up.
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:iconsonofchinglu:
SonofChinglu Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
So I take it by Art Appreciator you mean self proclaimed art critic. Cause I think most of the people on this site appreciate art.
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:iconandressabastian:
AndresSabastian Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Holly shit! Tu galleria es asombrosa...Llevo mas de una hora dandole a next y cada dibujo es una gran obra de arte...Bendicion a tu talento brother.
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:iconfinalflareid:
FinalFlareId Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
I'm an appreciator of art does that mean you do not trust me. I have not taken anyone's art work nor shall I ever start. Your work is great but I'll never "have at thy."

What is yours is yours. By the way this was done quite remarkably, along with the rest of your gallery.

P.S. You can (your choice of course) trust me with your work I'll never take it. Thank you
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:iconebolasparklebear:
EbolaSparkleBear Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
:no:
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:iconfinalflareid:
FinalFlareId Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I don't quite follow. There were three remarks made Your Artwork, Your Trust and asking if you could trust me. Which is your disagreement based on.

thank you
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:iconthunderchicken42:
Thunderchicken42 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I discovered one of these creatures a while back, before I knew how dangerous they were.
It was still in its polite larval stage: [link]
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:iconnasgha:
nasgha Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Awesome!!!!!!
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:iconnecrophyte:
necrophyte Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
And Dexter said,
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:iconthedevilyoudont:
thedevilyoudont Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
dude I totally found a console command that allows for a near 2 shot kill... lets see how did it go... oh ya! :

just type:

hmm, yes your insolence has briefly amused me, now run along back under your little bridge until its time to bother some other nice artist.... k?

I think they're supposing else and I believe you're supposed to type:

yes I can sense your anguish and suffering... your soul weeping from my dismissal of your self and your opinion.... no continue, your pain, it... it pleases me.

then they usually leave. or cry and leave. (yes they will still say the stupid thing but if it works they will misspell a lot... like stoopit or such and I think there is a beep or something.. like the konami code (damn my age is showing)
I think you only get like 4exp. for em but their death scene is kinda funny :D

anyhoo you're an amazing artist and we are all privileged to have you share you gift with us I dont think I can say thank you enough!
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:iconironheaver:
IronHeaver Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, thoughs guys bug me, they got like 100 watchers but no art :P
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:iconmmzblaze:
mmzblaze Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
better go fight "that one boss" to get your hands on some flaming--chainsaw-gunblade-sword-chucks +9000 of epic for a better chance of winning.

___
9000 attack
flame attribute
auto-epic status
50% chance of causing the universe surrounding the target to imploud upon a successful strike
$1 resale value
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:iconshiningwren:
shiningwren Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
now I need to find sumthing fuzzy, curl up with it and snivel in fear fo this terrible beast
:sprint:
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:icontheeosvirus:
TheEosVirus Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010
Bahahahahahaha! love it. Once again you rock it hard like a hurricane!
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:icondarknezz-95:
darknezz-95 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
Nice!XD
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:icondotti-pop:
dotti-pop Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
NOO DONT DO IT GREEN BOY D:
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:iconiwitch:
iwitch Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009
very inventive....love the story
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:iconquick-draw21:
quick-draw21 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009
oh no! i'm only a level 5!
hilarious stuff though.
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:iconakuroaiba:
AkuroAiba Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009  Student Digital Artist
omg i love the idea xD
but the art apreciators for me are the "critics"
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:iconwinterboten:
Winterboten Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009
oh sh*t! D: guess i should always look for a way to escape <_>
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:iconarknorth:
ArkNorth Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
You sure you're not describing us old art directors?

Hummm... ;)

A-N
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:iconjustria:
Justria Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hilarious! Yet painfully true. >_>
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:iconlilirulu:
lilirulu Featured By Owner May 25, 2009
XD the description is better than the image. Still its a good drawing.
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:iconotakujen:
otakujen Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
xD that was funnny xD...i better run or will risk myself to become one of those monsters D:
xDDD
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:iconmy-office:
My-Office Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009
That's Funny! Great Idea.
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:iconmy-office:
My-Office Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009
That's Funny! Very good idea!
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:iconself1:
self1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
welll in that case take a sharpie to the face and put there official stamp on there forhead (loser) lol thats how i banks mine lol i killed 3 dude this is hellasick
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:iconjon-wood:
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Are you sure English is not your first language?
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:iconelsevilla:
elsevilla Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
nope im from mexico, and even spanish its not my main language either, hahahahahha im really bad with words, thats wh i became a drawer
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:iconthecheshirerabbit:
TheCheshireRabbit Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2008
Poor Greenboy is doomed.
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:iconelsevilla:
elsevilla Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
hahha i know
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:iconmasquekawon:
maSqueKawon Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2008
Love that ALL*STAR helm :-)
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:iconakaryuu08:
AkaRyuu08 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
this is EPIC...:clap:
the picture itself is great, but the explanation (to quote RoyMallis above) "the explanation in the comments sold it for me".
I would like to say that whoever says you lack artistic talent is truly and utterly blind and should be hit in the head with a blunt object, not enough to kill mind you, but enough.......
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:iconjoseotaku:
joseotaku Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008   Digital Artist
Great job. :D
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:iconrandomhentailovar:
randomhentailovar Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2008
that my dear woman is what we call /b/.....
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:iconfallen-lunar-shaman:
Fallen-Lunar-Shaman Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2008  Student General Artist
Haha! This made me smile : D
Awesome job.
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:iconroymallis:
RoyMallis Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008
the picture was nice. I really liked it, the explanation in the comments sold it for me. lol.
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:iconderos999:
deros999 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL !!!!!!

Absolutely perfect, very nice style and so much funny !!
Fav
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:iconchaosoverride:
ChaosOverRide Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2008
You are brilliant!! :XD: [are across two, fail the first time, then had back up the second time around :giggle:]

I love the use of poor Green Boy. =D
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DarkLordSephi2 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2008
Great artist really arnt appreciated you know. Ive gone through your art and by far it is the most amazing thing i have ever seen. I wish i could even come close to your style one day.. such detail and creativity. i love it. ^__^
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:iconangel-wing101:
Angel-Wing101 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD that's funny ^^
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:icon30054:
30054 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008
i've seen the monster attacked on other artist...with my own eyes, i could not save him coz out of arrows ;D ...excellent job with the monster stats and the colors are great...
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:iconmedders:
medders Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha nice! although you can use one of the more powerful counter attacks..."Pretend to agree that they are completely right". it works in real life too :)
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:icontrickstah:
Trickstah Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2008
I hope i don't encounter any of those...

i'm just a level...0
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:iconvervex:
vervex Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
I never thought I'd fav a drawing for its description ;D Nice job :)

Although... There are ways to have the last word, and teach them some good lesson! You just gotta be strict, convincing and confident :)
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:iconpenguin262:
penguin262 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2008
fav'd.
partially for the artist's comment.
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:iconhexsy:
hexsy Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2008   Digital Artist
haha, that's hilarious! I love the parody. When I first saw the pic I didn't read the comments so I didn't get it, but after reading it, I just started cracking up. I hope nobody actually flames you like that - your art is brilliant - but this is just the ultimate pwn'ing response. :)
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:iconiedkos:
iedkos Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2008   General Artist
Me reí.
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:iconkakashi-in-a-box:
Kakashi-in-a-box Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2008
you have officially amused me today :3 *hugs* thank you
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